I was still really drowsy when I left my apartment. I slept really early last night and now I woke up early. I couldn't snooze anymore. But after getting ready, my body just went flaky and decided to be really lethargic. Anyway, I saw someone broke the ice when he was shouting from his balcony, "I love you!, insert-girl-name!" to this girl. Call it sweet or call it weird, when I looked at the girl, she seemed really embarrassed; she was walking away. How could she not? I mean I wasn't the only person walking outside that time. A lot people were already on their commute. They clearly saw what happened too. I'm not sure if I should feel sorry for the girl or admire the boldness of the guy, but one thing's for sure, that scene was stronger than coffee. No, more like I got slapped, so I could wake up.
"And it's only April, for crying out loud."

Just want to say hi.

Don't you want to say something?

Say something? Like what?

Don't you really-- really want to say something to me? Like isn't there anything you might care to say?

... my butt is itchy? I don't really know what you want me to say. Just hi.

No delicacy at all.